How to buy BONER
BONER trades on Robinhood Chain, Robinhood’s own Ethereum network, through Uniswap. No exchange account, no app to download — just a wallet and a little ETH for gas. Takes about five minutes.
Before anything else: BONER’s real contract address is 0x98096d17e191B3dA1d5f99a6D7b3584351b11E18
Copy it from here or from the token overview page, and check it matches whatever you’re about to swap for. A scam token with the same name and logo can look identical inside a wallet.
Step 1. Get a wallet
You’ll need a self-custody wallet that supports EVM chains. MetaMask’s the easiest pick — it has native support for Robinhood Chain, swaps and bridging included, as a browser extension or mobile app.
Step 2. Add Robinhood Chain to your wallet
- Network name
- Robinhood Chain
- RPC URL
- rpc.mainnet.chain.robinhood.com
- Chain ID
- 4663
- Currency symbol
- ETH
- Block explorer
- robinhoodchain.blockscout.com
On a recent version of MetaMask, Robinhood Chain might already be sitting in your network picker. If not, add it manually with the values above, or head to chainlist.org (opens in a new tab) and search “Robinhood” to add it in one click.
One thing worth remembering: adding a network never asks for your seed phrase, a private key, or a signature. If a site asks for one during this step, close the tab.
Step 3. Get ETH onto Robinhood Chain
Gas on Robinhood Chain is paid in ETH. If you don’t already have ETH there, you’ll bridge it over, usually from Ethereum mainnet.
Uniswap’s web app supports Robinhood Chain directly, bridging included: connect your wallet at app.uniswap.org, pick Robinhood Chain as the destination, and bridge over a small amount of ETH — enough for a few transactions. MetaMask’s built-in bridge works the same way if you’d rather stay inside the wallet app.
Step 4. Swap ETH for BONER
BONER’s main market is the BONER/HIMS pool on Uniswap. You don’t need to buy HIMS separately — Uniswap’s router swaps straight from ETH to BONER in one transaction, routing through HIMS behind the scenes.
- Go to app.uniswap.org (opens in a new tab) and set the network switcher to Robinhood Chain.
- Keep ETH as the token you’re selling.
- For the token you’re buying, paste in BONER’s contract address directly instead of searching by name: 0x98096d17e191B3dA1d5f99a6D7b3584351b11E18. That’s the only way to be sure you’re getting the real thing.
- Enter your amount, check the quote and any warnings, and confirm in your wallet.
- Wait for confirmation — Robinhood Chain’s block times are fast, so it’s usually quick.
Step 5. Confirm it worked
Check your wallet’s token list for BONER (you may need to import it manually with the contract address above). You can also look up your wallet on the block explorer to see the swap transaction directly.
A note on price and liquidity
BONER is a low-liquidity memecoin paired against a thinly traded tokenized stock. Prices can move a lot on small trades. Check the quote before confirming, and set a slippage limit if the interface offers one.
FAQ
Can I buy BONER with a credit card or bank transfer?
Not directly — you'll need ETH in a wallet first, then bridge and swap as below. Starting from zero crypto? Grab ETH on an exchange and withdraw it to your own wallet before bridging.
Do I need to buy HIMS first?
Nope. Uniswap's router handles the HIMS leg automatically when you swap ETH for BONER. Worth knowing it's happening in the background, since HIMS liquidity affects your slippage.
Is this the same as buying real Hims & Hers stock?
No. Tokenized HIMS on Robinhood Chain is a separate on-chain asset from real HIMS shares. Buying BONER doesn't give you any ownership of Hims & Hers Health.
What if the swap fails or shows a big price warning?
Usually means low liquidity for your trade size. Try a smaller amount or wait a bit, rather than overriding a slippage warning you don't fully understand.